101 The Lost Episode
Dennis Rosenblatt
TITLE: We're A Family
WRITTEN: Buddy Sheffield, James Raymond
LEAD: John Crane, Shawn Daywalt, Crystal Lewis, David Sidoni
BACKUP: Alfred Carr Jr., Mark David, Ivan Dudynsky, Micki Duran, Seymour
Willis Green, Dominic Lucero, Natalie Nucci, Julene Renee
Family. We're a family.
And you're stuck with me. Like it or not.
We're a family. We're a family.
And you're stuck with me. Like it or not.
Well I'm the dad, and this is my rap.
You better listen up. You better cut the crap.
Cause I'm the master of my domicile.
When I say jump, you better jump a mile.
Family. We're a family.
And you're stuck with me. Like it or not.
Yo, I'm the mom, and I'm not foolin.'
I'm the one who's taken charge of your stress in schoolin.'
I can cook your food, and I can sew a stitch.
Don't you cross me up, cause I can be a ...
difficult person to get along with.
Leave me alone. She's your sister.
Leave me alone. Listen mister.
Leave me along. Better hear me.
Leave me along. Don't come near me.
Well I'm the older brother, and this is my groove.
You better watch your butt and bust a move.
You better heed the word and know it's true.
Cause I can kick your butt, 'cause I'm bigger than you.
Family. We're a family.
And you're stuck with me. Like it or not.
We're a family. We're a family.
And you're stuck with me. Like it or not.
Family....
TITLE: Back Where We Belong
WRITTEN: Benny Hester, Marty Walsh
LEAD: Dominic Lucero
BACKUP: Alfred Carr Jr., John Crane, Mark David, Shawn Daywalt, Ivan
Dudynsky, Micki Duran, Seymour Willis Green, Crystal Lewis,
Natalie Nucci, Julene Renee, David Sidoni
Back where we belong.
If what you want is what you're not, better stick with what you got.
Back where we belong.
The ones you trust, ones you know, maybe still I love you so.
Look good, break down. Tell me what is this is about.
Everyone looks perfect, but I know they just aren't right.
I've searched above and underground.
I've even tried the lost and found.
Looking for a family. One that doesn't fuss and fight.
Back where we belong.
If what you want is what you're not, better stick with what you got.
Back where we belong.
The ones you trust, ones you know, maybe still I love you so.
Why am I trapped in this dream?
Why don't they know what I mean?
Rush home, flop down. Watch my dad spin around.
Try to ask a question, and he sends me to my room.
Brother, sister, what to do? And grandma makes a fool of you.
Mom can only referee. We're gonna need her soon.
Back where we belong.
If what you want is what you're not, better stick with what you got.
Back where we belong.
The ones you trust, ones you know, maybe still I love you so.
Back where we belong!
102 Jump In The Fire
Bruce Gowers
TITLE: Bus
LEAD: Natalie Nucci
BACKUP: Mark David, Crystal Lewis, Alfred J. Carr Jr., Ivan Dudynsky,
Micki Duran, Seymour Green, Dominic Lucero, David Sidoni
Bus! Bus! Bus! Bus, bus, bus, bus, bus, bus..............
Steal a lunch, throw a shoe. Make jokes about the kid who's new.
Strike a pose, punch a nose 'cause on the bus, anything goes!
No! No! No! Please don't make me go-go-go!
I don't wanna ride the big yellow!
Hey fellow, what's the fuss? You're no better than the rest of us.
Learn to fight, learn to cuss. Sit down, shut up.
And ride the bus!
NO!
TITLE: Jump In The Fire
WRITTEN: Bob Halligan, Felix Caveliere, Phil Galdston
LEAD: Mark David & Ivan Dudynsky, David Sidoni, Dominic Lucero
BACKUP: Alfred Carr Jr., John Crane, Shawn Daywalt, Micki Duran, Seymour
Willis Green, Crystal Lewis, Natalie Nucci, Julene Renee
Somebody tell me, tell me why.
Why we run so fast and fall so far behind.
Is it the headwind, the way we're carrying?
Or are we racing, down a dead-end road?
Are you gonna tell me, that you're ok.?
You don't need to hear me preach all night and day.
Is that what your heart says, hiding in your fortress?
It loves to whisper things that we both know.
You gotta let go! Jump in the fire!
Run a little wild. Dive into the danger.
Don't you think twice.
Standing on the edge of life. Walking on a wire.
Jump in the fire.
Jump in the fire tonight.
..Tonight....
..Jump in the fire....
Run a little wild. Dive into the danger.
Don't you think twice.
If you wanna shine your light, you gotta go higher.
And jump in the fire.
Jump in the fire tonight.
TITLE: Let Me Be Your Friend
WRITTEN: Bob Halligan, Phil Galdston
LEAD: Mark David, Crystal Lewis
BACKUP: Alfred Carr, John Crane, Shawn Daywalt, Ivan Dudynsky, Micki
Duran, Seymour Green, Dominic Lucero, Natalie Nucci, Julene Renee,
David Sidoni
There is hurt. And there is anger.
So much pain. Enough for all.
They're the bricks, and they're the concrete, in this wall.
It's like we all got together and found a way to stay up apart.
It's time that someone sent a message out to heart.
I can be your brother. Treat you like no other.
We can go no further, till you open up and let me be your friend.
Let me be your friend.
Let me be....
Come on and talk to me.
Come on and talk to me.
There's a step out of the darkness. The road is lit for all to see.
Oh, it may be long. It may be winding.*
But come on walk with me.
You can be my brother. Treat me like no other.
We can go no further, till I open up and let you be me friend.
Let me be your friend.
103 U.S. Olympian Team
Dennis Rosenblatt
TITLE: Flop Sweat
WRITTEN: Buddy Sheffield, Benny Hester
LEAD: Dominic Lucero
BACKUP: Alfred Carr Jr., John Crane, Mark David, Shawn Daywalt, Ivan
Dudynsky, Micki Duran, Seymour Willis Green, Crystal Lewis,
Natalie Nucci, Julene Renee, David Sidoni
Play Ball!
Flop sweat! You know it's taking control of me.
My butterflies, they feel like they're fighters.
Flop sweat! You know that there's no consoling me.
I'm champion of the fingernail biters.
You know if I don't make it. You're gonna be a simp. (?)
You know if I don't make it. You'll look like such a gimp.
If I don't make it, I'll look like a wimp. (STRIKE!)
Flop sweat! You know I'm having a heart attack.
I think my toes have lost all their feeling.
Flop sweat! A thousand monkeys are on my back.
My nose is turning blue and I'm peeling.
You know if I don't make it, it's never gonna work.
If I don't make it. Your dad will go berserk.
If I don't make it, I'll look like a jerk.
The place is here. Your time has come.
Is it the (?)
It's not fair to make me look like a bum,
Standing out here all alone. (STRIKE!)
Flop sweat! The perspiration is drenching me.
It must look like I've been in a shower.
Flop sweat! Anticipation is wrenching me.
And every second seems like an hour....
You know if I don't make it. Your life will be a lie.
If I don't make it. Can't look dad in the eye.
If I don't make it.... I think I'll just die....
STRIKE THREE! YOU'RE OUT!
TITLE: I Can Dream : Winner of a Cable Ace Award
WRITTEN: Benny Hester, Buddy Sheffield
LEAD: Crystal Lewis
BACKUP: Alfred Carr, Mark David, Shawn Daywalt, Ivan Dudynsky, Micki
Duran, Seymour Green, Dominic Lucero, Natalie Nucci, Julene Renee,
David Sidoni
They call me foolish one.
For dreaming all the time of races I will never run.
But I wish I could tell them how my dreaming makes me feel.
It may be true. I can't win now. They say I never will.
But I can dream, and when I dream I run.
If I know that I can do it, it's as good as done.
And I know that things are never hopeless as they seem.
But it won't worry me, as long as I can dream.
Hey look I'm running now. I'm really getting fast.
I'm moving like the wind.
I'm gonna run my race at last. I know that I can win.
Cause I can dream. And when I dream I run.
If I know that I can do it, it's as good as done.
And I know that things are never hopeless as they seem.
But it won't worry me, as long as I can dream.
DAVID: And now, receiving the medal for second place in the inner city
track meet; Angie.
CRYSTAL: I accept this on behalf of the Fernwood Flash! (mom!)
Oh, I can dream. And when I dream I run.
If I know that I can do it, it's as good as done.
And I know, things are never as hopeless as they seem.
But it won't worry me, as long as I can dream.
I can dream....
104 Disobedience
Dennis Rosenblatt
TITLE: Substitution
WRITTEN: John Crane, James Raymond
VOCALS: Alfred Carr Jr., Mark David, David Sidoni, Ivan Dudynsky,
John Crane, Shawn Daywalt, Micki Duran, Seymour Willis Green,
Crystal Lewis, Dominic Lucero, Natalie Nucci, Julene Renee
Party over here! Room 302!
Party over here! Room 302!
Where's the party? Room 302!
Party hard! We got a substitute!
Substitution. We got a substitution.
Substitution. We got a substitution.
Listen up. You wanna get your kicks.
In room 302, somebody called in sick.
No need to study or be astute.
'Cause in 302 we got a substitute.
Come on in and join the club,
'cause in 302 we got ourselves a sub.
Be on time. Don't be tardy.
When the cats away, the mice are gonna party.
No homework to hand in. We got ourselves a stand in.
We don't need to do a thing, but party with the second string.
We go to school, to get ahead.
We came to class, we got a sub instead!
(Sub in the house!)
Substitution. We got a substitution.
Substitution. We got a substitution.
[ etc. ]
TITLE: Sex Education
WRITTEN: Buddy Sheffield, Benny Hester, James Raymond
VOCALS: Shawn Daywalt, Micki Duran, Ivan Dudynsky, Crystal Lewis,
Dominic Lucero, Natalie Nucci, David Sidoni
The film is only starting, and I'm already getting [censored].
Is anybody looking? My hands are really sweating.
Sex education! Why does it make me feel so strange?
Sex education! Do my hormones really have to change?
Oh no they're taking off their [censored]!
I can't believe they show her [censored]!
And you can almost see his [censored]!
Is that how we're supposed to [censored]?
Sex education! Do the other kids feel it too?
Sex education! Is what the guys in the gym say really true?
And now they're going in the [censored]!
I can't believe he really [censored]!
Oh no, I can't believe she [censored]!
And are they really gonna [censored]?
Sex education! Do they know how this blows my mind?
Sex education! Can it be I'm really going blind?
Sex education! Why do they have to show this stuff?
Sex education! Why do they show enough and enough?
[censored]
105 Dylan Mark Chadly
Dennis Rosenblatt
TITLE: Self Conscious
WRITTEN: Buddy Sheffield
LEAD: Mark David, Natalie Nucci
BACKUP: Dominic Lucero, David Sidoni, Alfred Carr Jr., John Crane, Shawn
Daywalt, Ivan Dudynsky, Micki Duran, Seymour Willis Green,
Crystal Lewis, Julene Renee
My face looks like a pizza. These zits are a disgrace.
It looks like someone took a quesinart and used it on my face.
I'm self conscious!
Self conscious!
Are all the other kids gonna laugh at my clothes?
And I have something really awful hanging out of my nose!
I'm self conscious! He's a freak! No one else can see him!
Self conscious! By all the guys, except the ones who hate him.
I think I'd be ok if my teeth were not so grey,
And I had somebody else's head and neck.
(Dream on, dream on, dream on!)
My feet are much too big, and my nose looks like a pig,
And my body looks like it's been in a wreck.
(Dream on, dream on, dream on!)
My hair is much too kinky. My mouth is much too large.
My thighs look like two redwoods, and my butt looks like a barge.
Self conscious! What a dog! Even frogs wouldn't dare to kiss her!
Self conscious! (?) Frankenstein! (?)
Self conscious!
I'm self conscious!
We're self conscious!
TITLE: Do Not Care
WRITTEN: Benny Hester, Brent Maher, Randy Goodrum
LEAD: Crystal Lewis
BACKUP: Alfred Carr, Mark David, Shawn Daywalt, Micki Duran, Dominic Lucero,
Natalie Nucci, Julene Renee, David Sidoni
Can you tell by the way I hold your hand,
I do not care if people stop and stare?
I doubt if they would understand a love so rare,
that was always there. But I do not care.
And if the world stops turning. And if the sun stops burning.
If you're there with me, then I would not be scared.
If I could live forever. And I was promised paradise,
that you are there. I do not care.
And if the world stops turning. And if the sun stops burning.
If you're there with me, then I would not be scared.
If I could live forever. And I was promised paradise,
I do not care.
Can you tell by the way I hold your hand,
I do not care if people stop and stare?
I do not care.
No.... Do not care.
106 TV Heads
Gary Halvorson
TITLE: TV Head
WRITTEN: Buddy Sheffield
LEAD: Dominic Lucero
VOCALS: Mark David, David Sidoni, Julene Renee, Crystal Lewis
I am a TV head. I watch it day and night.
And when I go to bed, I use it as a night light.
TV head. TV head. Watch it till my eyes turn red.
TV head. TV head. Please don't make me go to bed.
I am a TV head. I watch it night and day.
And with my VCR, I even get a replay.
TV head. TV head. Watch it till my eyes turn red.
TV head. TV head. Please don't make me go to bed.
I am a TV head. I watch it my room.
I watch it for so long, my head is like a vacuum.
TV head. TV head. Watch it till my eyes turn pink.
TV head. TV head. Please don't make me try to ... think.
TITLE: U.B. The Judge
WRITTEN: John Crane, Benny Hester, Marty Walsh
VOCALS: John Crane, Mark David, Shawn Daywalt, Crystal Lewis, Dominic
Lucero, Natalie Nucci
Tell me that, tell me that, tell me that you like it.
You be the judge.
Tell me that, tell me that, tell me that you like it.
You be the judge.
Tell me that, tell me that, tell, tell me that you like it.
You be the judge.
Tell me......that! Tell me that you like it.
Tell me that you like it, why don't you be the judge!
TITLE: Don't Make Me Give It Up
WRITTEN: John Crane, Benny Hester, Marty Walsh, James Raymond
LEAD: John Crane
BACKUP: Alfred Carr Jr., Mark David, Shawn Daywalt, Ivan Dudynsky,
Micki Duran, Seymour Willis Green, Crystal Lewis, Dominic
Lucero, Natalie Nucci, Julene Renee, David Sidoni
I got network TV. Basic cable, too.
I got UHF. I get pay per view.
And I get the Brady Bunch, Golden Girls, Facts of Life, a Different World.
Doogie Howser, Cosby Show, Letterman, Arsenio.
Gilligan, the Price is Right, 60 Minutes, Vanna White.
thirtysomething, Wonder Years, MTV, Roseanne, and Cheers.
Full House, Seinfeld, Star Trek, the mind meld.
Don't make me give it up.
LA Law, and Jeopardy, Dallas, Coach, and Dynasty.
Murphy Brown, Happy Days, Jeffersons, and Growing Pains.
Andy Griffith, Weather Channel, Sally, Phil, and Oprah's panel.
Honeymooners, HBO, Cinimax, and 210.
News shows, talk shows, mini-series, game shows.
Don't make me give it up.
I don't usually like to gloat, but let me tell you about my remote.
I can turn it on, turn it off, turn it up, and turn it down.
Freeze the frame, back it up, stop the tape, mute the sound.
Channel up, channel down, crank it high, keep it low.
Show the date, set the time, monotone, and STEREO.
On the couch or in the bed, there's nothing like that inferred.
Don't make me give it up.
If you think it's good at night time, let me tell you 'bout the daytime.
Jimmy said that Sally died, but Betty knew that Jimmy lied.
Betty saw him on the street, arm in arm with Marguerite.
Lizzie had a baby boy. Named him after lover Roy.
But he's into quite a mess, cause the baby wasn't his.
Violence, love, and passion, dressed up in the latest fashion.
Don't make me give it up.
Don't make me give it up.
Don't make me give it up.
Don't make me give it up.
107 It's a Date!
Bruce Gowers
TITLE: Be A Rebel
WRITTEN: Buddy Sheffield
LEAD: Dominic Lucero, Ivan Dudynsky, David Sidoni
BACKUP: Natalie Nucci, Julene Renee, Micki Duran
I want to be a rebel, like everyone else.
I'm strictly on the level, like everyone else.
And I want to learn to talk like the rebels talk and walk the rebel walk,
Think like the rebels think and drink the rebel drink,
Laugh at the rebel jokes and smoke the rebel smokes.
And on, and on, and on, and....
....I wanna be a rebel like a wild, wild rebel....
I want to be a rebel, like everyone else.
Be different as the devil, like everyone else.
Don't ask me what I think, cause I don't know, until I take a poll.
Got no philosophy, unless the guys agree.
Got no identity, but it don't bother me. Perhaps I'll find one on TV.
I want to be a rebel, like everyone else.
An independent rebel.
Like everyone else. Like everyone else. Like everyone else.
All together now. Like everyone else.
SHAWN: I just love those guys, ya know, cause they're like such individuals!
TITLE: Welcome Back to the Roundhouse
VOCALS: Crystal Lewis, John Crane, Mark David, Shawn Daywalt, Natalie
Nucci, David Sidoni
Welcome back to the Roundhouse!
Welcome back to the Roundhouse!
Welcome back to the Roundhouse!
Welcome back to the Roundhouse!
Welcome back- hey!
Back, back, back, back, back to ya!
(Welcome Back to the Roundhouse!)
Back, back, back, back, back to ya!
TITLE: Only Want To Be Me
WRITTEN: Buddy Sheffield
LEAD: Crystal Lewis
BACKUP: Shawn Daywalt, Micki Duran, Natalie Nucci, Julene Renee
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words can break my heart.
He said hello, there's something in your hair.
She said I know, but I don't really care.
It's not for show. I don't wanna glow. I only want to be me.
He said you're strange. Don't know what you're about.
If you could change, I'd like to take you out.
She said I doubt, you could figure out. I only want to be me.
What if you don't like the way I keep my hair,
What if you're not taken with the clothes I wear,
Doesn't have to mean there isn't someone there.
You can let me be, or you can learn to see. I only want to be me.
JOHN: Well it looked like it was all over, but the girl is coming back.
CRYSTAL: You know, what makes you think you're so cool?
Besides, nobody tells me how to be me. (she cringes)
JOHN: The girl has come back brilliantly. It's all over for the boy, unless
he can come up with something equally as brilliant.
DOMINIC: Oh yeah?!
JOHN: It's over! The girl wins!
I can run like a river on a downhill slide. I can fly (like a genie) on a carpet ride.
There's a light inside of me I just can't hide.
And if it should glow, you know it's not for show. Oh, no....
I only want to be me. That's all. Oh, I want to be me.
108 What If?
Gary Halvorson
TITLE: I Hate Big Books
WRITTEN: David N. Weiss & James Raymond
LEAD: Seymour Willis Green
BACKUP: Ivan Dudynsky, Micki Duran, Crystal Lewis, Dominic Lucero,
Julene Renee, David Sidoni
I hate big books, and I cannot lie.
If elected I'm gonna try,
To lobby for a livin' off the homework that they're giving!
To raise the grades of all.
And why start school in the fall?
With summer so far away.
Let's start in April and end in May.
Now let me hear you say.
I hate big books, and I cannot lie.
If elected I'm gonna try,
For a longer recess every day,
And pop machines where you don't pay. Hey!
And say, while we're at it, have ya had it with the teachers? Yeah!
They're foul disgusting creatures.
I'm down with that, down with them,
So vote them out and vote me in.
My friends. Uh huh? There really is no race. Uh uh!
I aught to run this place. Uh huh!
I got the charm, I've got the look.
And best of all, I hate big books.
Big books, books.
I hate big books.
B-O-O-K-S. Books, big books, big books.
I hate big books.
TITLE: Rockin' the Vote
WRITTEN: Buddy Sheffield, Benny Hester
VOCALS: Crystal Lewis, Dominic Lucero, Natalie Nucci, David Sidoni
Sit down, sit down, sit down, you're rockin' the vote!
Sit down, you're rockin' the vote.
Sit down, sit down, you're rockin' the- sit down you're rockin' the vote.
Vote, vote, vote, sit down, you're rockin' the vote!
TITLE: I'll Be On Your Mind (VB)
VOCALS: John Crane, Mark David, Shawn Daywalt, Crystal Lewis,
Dominic Lucero, Natalie Nucci
It's on you to choose who you do and don't choose
and you will lose. But I'll be on your mind.
It's on you to choose who you do and don't choose
and you will lose. But I'll be on your mind.
It's on you to choose who you do and don't choose
and you will lose.
I'll be on your mind!
109 Recession
Gary Halvorson
TITLE: Roundhouse Rap
ALFRED: Roundhouse, we sing, laugh and dance.
So get out your seats, and move your pants!
SEYMOUR: Cast of 12, non-stop to a wop, as we rock, jam.
Goin' down with the hip-hop.
ALFRED: Move till we tell ya to groove, this is a stick up!
Pump up the volume, don't give us the pick up.
SEYMOUR: It's time to get busy, it's time to get loose.
The juice, we're here. It sounded right, kick it!
TITLE: Higher
WRITTEN: Judson Spence, Brian Tankersley, Scott Parker
LEAD: Mark David
BACKUP: Shawn Daywalt, Ivan Dudynsky, Micki Duran, Crystal Lewis,
Dominic Lucero, Natalie Nucci, Julene Renee
Walked in the door. Saw you standing there.
I fell in love. What can I say?
All the guys around were selling you the town.
Egos out there on display.
My love's a raging fire and money is not my desire.
Don't need jewelry, no diamonds, no limousines to pull me round.
Just let your love take me high, high, higher.
No cool clothes, no freak shows, no big shots to bring me down.
Just let your love take me high, high, higher.
Second verse. Same as the first.
It couldn't get better, but it's gonna get worse.
Don't need jewelry, no diamonds, no limousines to pull me round.
Just let your love take me high, high, higher.
No cool clothes, no freak shows, no big shots to bring me down.
Just let your love take me high, high, higher.
TITLE: Still Waiting For Love
WRITTEN: Mark Holden, Phil Galdston
LEAD: Shawn Daywalt
BACKUP: Crystal Lewis, Natalie Nucci
SHAWN: Congratulations on your promotion, honey.
SHAWN: Thanks for saving my TV, honey.
SHAWN: I love you, honey....
I'm still waiting for love.
All by myself. Alone in the night. No call for help.
I gotta do right. I'm gonna be right somehow.
I'm not gonna cry no more.
'Cause somewhere deep inside, I know what I'm here for.
I'm still waiting for love.
I'm still looking for the meaning.
I'm still waiting for love.
Holding out for something to believe in.
No thin disguise. When I feel what is right.
No compromise. I gotta get where I'm going.
The world will keep a turning round.
I hope what I've been missing will soon be found.
I'm still waiting.... I'm still waiting....
I'm still waiting for love.
I'm still looking for the meaning.
I'm still waiting for love.
Holding out for something to believe.
Waiting for love....
Still waiting....
I'm still waiting for love.
110 Times
Bruce Gowers
TITLE: Take Time, Make Time
WRITTEN: Buddy Sheffield, James Raymond
VOCALS: Alfred Carr Jr., Micki Duran, Crystal Lewis, John Crane, Mark
David, Shawn Daywalt, Ivan Dudynsky, Seymour Willis Green,
Dominic Lucero, Natalie Nucci, Julene Renee, David Sidoni
Take time. No time like the present.
Never waste time. Time is of the essence.
Make time. Living every minute.
Don't let a second end, the way you begin it.
We got up time, break time, trying on the make time.
Down time, double time, staying out of trouble time.
Hang time, blame time, pardon my slang time.
My time, rap time, gotta take a nap time.
Take time. No time like the present.
Never waste time. Time is of the essence.
Make time. Living every minute.
Don't let a second end, the way you begin it.
Golden time, over time, laying in the clover time.
Next time, summer time, life can be a bummer time.
Show time, any time, finding out the skinny time.
Back time, real time, waiting for my meal time.
Night time, glamour time, and a little hammer time.
Take time. Count for every minute.
Life is just a loving game, and that's the way to win it.
Make time. Living every hour.
Never wasting time, that's (?)
TITLE: Times
WRITTEN: Benny Hester, John Crane, James Raymond
VOCALS: Alfred Carr Jr., John Crane, Mark David, Shawn Daywalt, Ivan
Dudynsky, Micki Duran, Seymour Willis Green, Crystal Lewis,
Dominic Lucero, Natalie Nucci, Julene Renee, David Sidoni
Seems like only yesterday everything was simple.
Thought I knew where I was going.
Every path I took is mine.
Now I wonder where it's taken me.
Seems like only yesterday the world looked so defined.
Sometimes I need somebody.
Sometimes I'm on my own.
But I always wanna be with you.
Time can pass quickly. Time can pass slow.
Sometimes I get to wondering, where does time go.
Times may get trying, but I know I'll make it through.
'Cause I'm spending my times here with you.
When times get tough. Time gets on.
You feel like you, got no place to go.
Those times are gonna end, cause you know you're with a friend.
Time can pass quickly. Time can pass slow.
Sometimes I get to wondering, where does time go.
Times may get trying, but I know I'll make it through.
'Cause I'm spending my times here with you.
Day after day. Year after year.
Don't you know? I will always be here.
People may come. People may go.
But I'm spending my times here.
Spending my time with you.
111 A Flying Fish
Bruce Gowers
TITLE: Meat Market
WRITTEN: Heather Sheffield, Benny Hester, Marty Walsh
LEAD: Natalie Nucci
VOCALS: Shawn Daywalt, Micki Duran, Crystal Lewis, Julene Renee
From my shoulders made of pork to my tender legs of lamb
Gotta gut that's full of mutton and what's left over is spam.
Meat market! I'm frozen in the meat market!
And if I'm lean or if I'm fat, I'm still the meats you like to rap.
I may look like pepperoni, but that's yesterday's bologna!
No matter how you feel she will be your rack of lamb.
Meat market! I'm frozen in the meat market! Come on!
Go feed beef jerky to these turkeys, and I've had all I can take.
So they can just go baste themselves and kiss my butt, steak!
Meat market! I'm frozen in the meat market!
Meat market! [ screaming ]
TITLE: Airbrain
WRITTEN: Benny Hester, Heather Sheffield
VOCALS: Shawn Daywalt, Micki Duran, Julene Renee, Crystal Lewis,
Natalie Nucci, John Crane, Mark David, Ivan Dudynsky, Dominic
Lucero, David Sidoni
Smart! Airbrain.
Genius! Airbrain.
Scholar! Airbrain.
Brilliant! Airbrain.
Sure she's got a brilliant mind, but her body's intertwined.
She knows Latin and cubed route, but we prefer her dumb and cute.
Smart! Airbrain.
Genius! Airbrain.
Scholar! Airbrain.
Brilliant! Airbrain.
Calculus is in her head, but we like her legs instead.
Brains are great until we find organs of another kind.
Smart! Airbrain.
Genius! Airbrain.
Scholar! Airbrain.
Brilliant! Airbrain.
Can't mistake that look? Can't mistake that mind! Yeah!
Smart! Airbrain.
Genius! Airbrain.
Scholar! Airbrain.
Brilliant! Airbrain.
Einstein! Airbrain.
Deep! Airbrain.
Clever! Airbrain.
NEVER!
112 Conflict: Dominic's Bully
Bruce Gowers
TITLE: I'm A Bully
WRITTEN: Buddy Sheffield, David N. Weiss
LEAD: David Sidoni
BACKUP: Alfred Carr, John Crane, Mark David, Shawn Daywalt, Ivan
Dudynsky, Micki Duran, Seymour Green, Crystal Lewis, Dominic
Lucero, Natalie Nucci, Julene Renee
Left. Left. Left, right, left.
Left. Left. Left, right, left.
I don't know but I've been told. (repeat)
Love thy neighbor's getting old. (repeat)
Looking out for number one. (repeat)
Is in the house and much more fun. (repeat)
Left. Left. Left, right, left.
Left. Left. Left, right, left.
Well I'm a tough guy. I'm the one they call the bully.
And I don't cry. And I'm trying to pull a wooly on you.
I'm a juvenile delinquent. It's true.
My effect is also frequent that I live in detention,
And did I forget to mention?
He's a tough guy! I'm the one they call the bully.
And he won't cry. And I'm trying to pull a wooly on you.
You see this bully thing's an act. It's true.
It's just a way to hide the fact that I don't know how to make good friends,
So I gotta make the weaker guys kiss my ends. Kiss my ends.
Justify the means. Being mean is my routine.
Because I'm the tough guy. He's the one they call the bully.
And I don't cry. But he's trying to pull a wooly on you.
On us? On you! On you!
TITLE: Whole Lot More (VB)
VOCALS: John Crane, Mark David, Shawn Daywalt, Crystal Lewis,
Dominic Lucero, Natalie Nucci
Doe doe dop-e-doowa, doe doe doowa
Oh, There is a........
Whole..........
Whole lot more! Whole lot more!
A whole.....
Whole lot more! Whole lot more!
A whole.......
Whole, whole lot more.........
Waiting for you down at the Roundhouse.
113 Idaho
Gary Halvorson
TITLE: Stage Mother
WRITTEN: Buddy Sheffield
LEAD: David Sidoni
BACKUP: Alfred Carr, John Crane, Mark David, Shawn Daywalt, Ivan
Dudynsky, Micki Duran, Seymour Green, Crystal Lewis, Dominic
Lucero, Julene Renee
JULENE: I've got something you don't..........a stage mother!
I'll go straight for your heart if you don't give me the part, I want.
For my daughter! Stage mother!
And I'll go right for your throat, if I don't get the vote, I want.
For my daughter! Stage mother!
I'm over the hill, I've got no talent you see. So I've got to live vicariously.
And I will screw up your life, if you should cause any strife for me.
And my daughter! Stage mother!
Listen up cause I'm a telling you brother, don't you cross her up.
'Cause she's a bad, bad mother. (repeated.)
I will run you down, if you don't give me the crown, I want.
Stage mother!
You'll be feeling my claws, if I don't hear the applause, I want.
Stage Mother!
Never got no respect for the things that I did.
So I've got to make the world suck up to my kid.
You can bet your behind she's gonna have the most lines............
because she's got a................
you know she's got a............. Stage mother!
TITLE: The Rapper
ALL: Mark David, Crystal Lewis, Dominic Lucero, Julene Renee
CRYSTAL: Tired of having to get up to turn off the lights or appliances?
JOHN: Yes!
CRYSTAL: Then get the new Rapper from Bro. Co. Now you can just rap on,
and rap off.
SEYMOUR: Relax so dude and keep your seat, 'cause I can rap this off and
never skip a beat.
JOHN: Hey, that's pretty good! Let me see if I can rap it back on.
I want to turn on my TV set, so watch me rap and here I go, ho!
SEYMOUR: Woa, woa, woa. Hold on dad! You gotta get on the second and
fourth beat. You're doin' that white man thing on the one and
the three.
JOHN: Alright, kick it! This rappin' thing is really gettin' me bugged,
so turn your butt on, before I pull your plug!
SEYMOUR & JOHN: Hey! Alright!........
CRYSTAL: That's the new Rapper from Bro. Co.!
ALL: Rap on. Rap off. The ra ra ra ra ra rapper. Yo!
SEYMOUR: Word to your mother! Here she is now!
