201 Monopoly Money
Bruce Gowers
TITLE: Be Popular
WRITTEN: Buddy Sheffield, James Raymond, Benny Hester
LEAD: Natalie Nucci, Micki Duran, Julene Renee
BACKUP: Alfred Carr, John Crane, Mark David, Shawn Daywalt, Ivan
Dudynsky, Seymour Green, David Sidoni
Be pop. Be pop, ular. Be popular.
Be pop. Be pop, ular. Be popular.
You know it's true that I'm better than you.
As a matter of fact, I'm strictly superior.
What you don't see is that couldn't be,
If you'd stop acting so inferior.
To me pop. Be pop, ular. Be popular.
Be pop. Be pop, ular. Be popular.
The clothes you wear and the cut of your hair
And the way you look is never gonna make it.
Some of us are hot. Some of you are not.
It's not in the book, you're gonna have to take it from...
me pop. Be pop, ular. Be popular.
Be pop. Be pop, ular. Be popular.
I'm so popular. I don't know what you are.
If you wanna be popular, just hold on to my story.
Be popular!
Be pop. Be pop, ular. Be popular.
Be pop. Be pop, ular. Be popular.
Be pop. Be pop, ular. Be popular.
Be pop. Be pop, ular. Be popular.
TITLE: Work It On Out (VB)
LEAD: Mark David
BACKUP: Lisa Vale, John Crane, Shawn Daywalt, Natalie Nucci, David Sidoni
You, you better work.
Work it up. Work it on out. Work it on.
Work, work it through. Work it down.
You'd better work.
Work!
I said work it on out, you'd better work.
(Work it through, work it down.)
You better work out!
You better work! Hey yeah!
(Work it down)
You'd better.............
ALFRED & SEYMOUR: what?
Work!
TITLE: Don't Wanna Play Games (No More Games)
WRITTEN: Buddy Sheffield
LEAD: Lisa Vale
BACKUP: Alfred Carr, John Crane, Mark David, Shawn Daywalt, Ivan Dudynsky,
Micki Duran, Seymour Green, Natalie Nucci, David Sidoni,
Julene Renee
What did you want with me in the first place?
Why did you take me down from the shelf?
I should have known by looking at your face.
You could not see beyond yourself.
I don't wanna play games anymore.
I found the steps away from your door.
I'll keep on smiling though my tears.
Just like I've done for all these years.
Didn't you know my heart was so tender?
You never even knew my name.
You only wanted my surrender.
I never got to play the game.
I don't wanna play games anymore.
I found the steps away from your door.
I'll keep on smiling though my tears.
Just like I've done for all these years.
I don't wanna play games anymore.
I found the steps away from your door.
I don't need your company.
I found someone I like in me.
202 Thing a Thong
Bruce Gowers
TITLE: My Room's A Disaster Area
WRITTEN: J. David Stem, Benny Hester, Marty Walsh
VOCALS: Mark David, Ivan Dudynsky, David Sidoni
Scum is on the floor. Boogers on the door.
Mold grows on the walls. You can smell it from the halls.
But don't touch a thing. It's been years since it's been clean.
Cause my room's a disaster area. My room's a disaster area.
A natural habitat. A hiding place for this and that.
It could breed disease. Lice and ticks and fleas.
There's always something new. If you can stand the view.
Pew!
But don't touch a thing. nobody know's what's growing.
Cause my room's a disaster area. My room's a disaster area.
A natural habitat. A hiding place for this and that.
Cause my room's a disaster area. My room's a disaster area.
A natural habitat. A hiding place for this and that.
TITLE: One
WRITTEN: Buddy Sheffield
LEAD: Lisa Vale
VOCALS: Alfred J. Carr Jr., John Crane, Mark David, Shawn Daywalt, Ivan
Dudynsky, Micki Duran, Seymour Willis Green, Julene Renee,
Natalie Nucci, David Sidoni
JULENE: When comes down to it, it's all a matter of simple arithmetic.
How many Earths do we have?
One....
NATALIE: And how many chances do we have to save it?
One....
SHAWN: And how many people is it going to take to make a start?
One....
Na, na. Na, na, na-na. One...
Na, na. Na, na, na-na.
Na, na. Na, na, na-na.
Na, na. Na, na, na-na.
One chance to save the Earth, and one person to do it.
One fight for all we're worth, and one time to get to it.
There's still a chance that the Earth will forgive us,
For all of the wrongs that we've done. If we are One....
One with the Earth, it's the pride of our birth,
To a world that's so perfect and green.
One resolution is to fight the pollution,
By keep our promise to keep the world clean.
One chance to save the Earth, and one person to do it.
One fight for all we're worth, and one time to get to it.
Na, na. Na, na, na-na. (One chance, now we've gotta fight.)
Na, na. Na, na, na-na.
Na, na. Na, na, na-na. (One fight, we've got to get it right.)
Na, na. Na, na, na-na.
There's still a chance that the Earth will forgive us,
For all of the wrongs that we've done. If we are One....
If we are.... One....
Na, na. Na, na, na-na.
Na, na. Na, na, na-na.
If we are one...
203 Butt of Course
Kent Weed
TITLE: Sappy Song
VOCALS: Mark David, Ivan Dudynsky, Natalie Nucci, Lisa Vale
NATALIE: Get ready for.............Barney!
IVAN & LISA: Barney! Yeah!
NATALIE: Yes, it's everyone's favorite syrupy singer, Barney!
I said it's Barney!
MARK: Oh, gosh darn it, Andy. I don't want to have to sing to these kids
again!
IVAN: Hey! You're Barney?
MARK: Yup, that's me alright. Ask anybody. Ask Aunt Bea, ask Opie.
LISA: But I thought you were a big, fake dinosaur!
MARK: I'm a law man. That's my job, it's what I do.
IVAN: Well hey, tell us a story.
MARK: OK, here's a story for ya; Tom Tom the pipers son, stole a pig and got arrested
on an 1139-5er. That's grand theft swine, baby!
LISA: Sing us a song!
MARK: OK, but you'll have to sing along with me!
LISA: OK, Barney!
I love you dang-nabbit, I do. Just like I love Thelma Lou. With a ding dong,
sappy song, stickier than glue. That's how we sell tapes to you!
NATALIE: Mayberry Video presents Barney, because people would buy anything to
keep the kids busy for half an hour.
MARK: You're darn tootin.' Nausea medicine sold seperately.
TITLE: Bark, Baby, Bark
WRITTEN: David N. Weiss, Benny Hester
LEAD: Gus (John Crane)
BACKUP: Alfred J. Carr Jr., Mark David, Ivan Dudynsky, Seymour Willis
Green, David Sidoni, Shawn Daywalt, Micki Duran, Natalie Nucci,
Julene Renee, Lisa Vale
Bark, baby bark, baby woof-woof-woof-woof.
Bark, baby bark, baby woof-woof-woof.
Bark, baby bark, baby woof-woof.
Bark, baby bark, baby woof.
Well I'm the dog. And I'd like to share a little dialogue.
First of all I wanna know what's the meaning of this slop
That you're calling puppy chow and that other crunchy stuff
That I wouldn't feed a sow or a hog. Come on people please, I'm the dog.
Not a cat. Let me tell you where that little sucker's at.
She's a prissy little queen. Gotta have a litter plaque.
Me I'd like to litter on the Clinton's kitty Sox.
Pardon me! But a feline in the Whitehouse shouldn't be!
Everybody woof....
Meow, baby meow, baby hiss-hiss-hiss-hiss.
Meow, baby meow, baby hiss-hiss-hiss.
Meow, baby meow, baby hiss-hiss.
Meow, baby meow, baby hiss.
All she wants to do is grooma-groom-groom anda nap-nap.
Cause she's the cat.
All she wants to do is grooma-groom-groom anda nap-nap.
Cause she's the cat.
All he wants to do is sniffa-sniff-sniff anda scracth-scracth.
Cause he's the dog.
All he wants to do is sniffa-sniff-sniff anda scracth-scracth.
Cause I'm the dog!
Bark, baby bark, baby. Meow, meow!
Bark, baby bark, baby. Meow, meow!
Bark, baby bark, baby. Meow, meow!
Bark, baby bark, baby. Meow, meow
204 All My Step Children
Bruce Gowers
TITLE: Lost On an Ocean
WRITTEN: Benny Hester, James Raymond
LEAD: Shawn Daywalt
BACKUP: Mark David, Lisa Vale, John Crane, Natalie Nucci, David Sidoni
I feel torn, upset and confused.
My feelings are worn, my heart is abused.
I feel uptight, distressed and put out.
I can't get it right. Just want to shout.
I feel lost on an ocean, caught up in a storm of emotion.
I can't find my way, to the harbor.
And this confusion keeps a making it harder, harder, harder, harder, harder!
I can't stop shaking. No, Shaking.
My heart keeps breaking. No, no.
I can't stop crying. No, crying.
But I won't stop trying. No, no, no, no.
I can't stop shaking. No, Shaking.
My heart keeps breaking. No, no.
I can't stop crying. No, crying.
But I won't stop trying. No....
I feel lost on an ocean, caught up in a storm of emotion.
Can't find my way, to the harbor
And this confusion keeps a making it harder, harder, harder, harder, harder!
TITLE: Can't Let Go
WRITTEN: Benny Hester, Marty Walsh, Frank Musker
LEAD: Lisa Vale
BACKUP: Alfred Carr Jr., John Crane, Mark David, Shawn Daywalt, Ivan
Dudynsky, Micki Duran, Seymour Willis Green, Natalie Nucci,
Julene Renee, David Sidoni
There are words spoken by the heart that do not reach my lips.
And there is pain buried deep inside that a smile cannot eclipse.
And it sometimes takes me under. Sits me down makes me wonder
How things become so unclear.
Now that I've found love, why do I fear?
I can't let go. I can't let go.
I'll say it clear and open, now that my heart has spoken,
Not ashamed to let you know. I can't let go.
Don't have to live without you. I guess I never had to.
Let's heal the hurt that has torn us apart.
Don't wanna just talk about it. I wanna stand and shout it,
Over and over and over.
Can't let go. Can't let go.
I'll say it clear and open, now that my heart has spoken,
Not ashamed to let you know. I can't let go.
Can't let go. Oh....
This time the pattern's broken. This time I feel so open.
This time love just let me know. I can't let go.
I can't let.... I can't let go.
I can't let go. I can't let go.
205 Speed Limit Racer
Bruce Gowers
TITLE: Detention Hall Blues
WRITTEN: Ray Lee, Heather Sheffield, Becky Hartman, James Raymond
VOCALS: David Sidoni, Mark David, Natalie Nucci, Ivan Dudynsky
WITH: Alfred Carr and Lisa Vale
I passed notes in class. Now I'm in trouble big.
Cause the teacher found out that I called him fat pig.
Cause I'm bad. I'm B A D, down to my shoes.
I got the lowdown detention hall blues.
I been talking too much. I even talked in the halls.
I've been here so long that I'm talking to the walls.
Cause I'm bad. B A D, down to my shoes.
I got the lowdown detention hall blues.
I was eating my lunch. When in walked this dude.
He a looked at me wrong, so I pelted him with food!
Because I'm bad. B A D, down to my shoes.
I've got the lowdown detention hall blues.
Yeah! I'm bad! You know I'm bad. Yeah, I'm so bad!
Yeah!
TITLE: Toe Jam
LEAD: Mark David
WRITTEN: Ray Lee, Jack Kelly, John Peña, James Raymond, Marty Walsh
JULENE: Comin' up next on Empty V, it's the newest sensation from the Seattle grunge scene.
Here are the painful sounds of Toe Jam!
Well, you may wonder, why I sound so angry?
Look at all the veins, exploding from my head.
Ah! Let me show you how I do it.
I stub my little toe about as hard as I can!
Little Toe's broken! Today!
But the more that I hurt it, the better I sing!
Ooh! Ow! My toe! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy!
Oh, my toe! [See Mark sprawled on the floor.]
TITLE: Love Has No Voice
WRITTEN: Buddy Sheffield, Benny Hester, James Raymond
VOCALS: Alfred J. Carr Jr., John Crane, Mark David, Shawn Daywalt,
Ivan Dudynsky, Micki Duran, Seymour Willis Green, Natalie
Nucci, Julene Renee, David Sidoni, Lisa Vale
Sometimes we speak too late, when the trouble has come.
Sometimes we ought to wait, keep it under our thumb.
Love has no voice of its own. You got to speak for it.
When the choice is unknown, you just can't ignore it.
And day by day, we go our way. There's no way to go it alone.
Love has no voice of its own.
Love has no voice of its own. It only takes two to make a conversation.
Love has no voice of its own. You know that there really is no consolation.
Love has no voice. Love has no voice.
And day by day, we go our way. There's no way to go it alone.
Love has no voice of its own.
Love has no voice of its own....
(etc.) (with some GREAT voice combos and band participation [grin])
206 The House of Round
Bruce Gowers
TITLE: Changes Made (VB)
WRITTEN: Keith Thompson
VOCALS: John Crane, Mark David, Shawn Daywalt, Natalie Nucci, David
Sidoni, Lisa Vale
There's gonna be some changes made. (Repeated.)
Change, change, changes.
Make some changes!
Change. We're gonna make a change!
TITLE: Holding Me Too Close
WRITTEN: Buddy Sheffield & James Raymond
LEAD: Natalie Nucci
VOCALS: Mark David, Shawn Daywalt, Micki Duran, Lisa Vale
Step back. That's all that I needed. Had to learn for myself.
Let go. That's what I kept thinking. But I never meant to hurt you.
But you were holding me too close. With love that's like a rock.
Holding me too close.
I can't explain why I feel, you're holding me too close.
With what I all but caught. Holding me too close.
I think now though, maybe I should've listened.
Up. Down. I thought I'd find love somewhere. Someone so perfect and true.
(And true.)
Turn 'round. I'm right here where I'm standing. It's all the love I'd ever needed.
Holding me too close.
With love that's like a rock. Holding me too close.
I can't explain why I feel, you're holding me too close.
Oh no! With what I all but caught.
Holding me too close.
Can't explain, I can't explain, can't explain, what I feel!
Holding me too close.
Hold on with what, I all but caught. Holding me too close.
But I'm glad I'm here.
Holding me to close.
207 Snickiversary
Ron Andreassen
TITLE: They're Everywhere
WRITTEN: Benny Hester, James Raymond
VOCALS: Alfred J. Carr Jr., John Crane, Mark David, Shawn Daywalt,
Ivan Dudynsky, Micki Duran, Seymour Willis Green, Natalie Nucci,
Julene Renee, David Sidoni, Lisa Vale
It's something big. It's something bad. Ugly thing.
When midnight comes, it's joined by more, and they all sing.
Little Lizzy Borden took an axe and gave her mother forty whacks!
Look under the bed, trapped behind the door. They're everywhere.
Deep inside your head, trying to scare you more. They're everywhere!
[ SCREAMS ]
They're everywhere....
They're everywhere....
[ MORE SCREAMS ]
TITLE: Roundhouse Attack bumper
NATALIE, LISA, SHAWN: [ bee-bop ]
SEYMOUR: Coming to you live from Hollywood, California.
ALFRED: Snick, snack. Cause it's a Roundhouse attack.
We gotta pick up the slack.
NAT, LIS, SH: For what?
ALFRED: The next act.
SEYMOUR: We're the Roundhouse crew. For you it's live it's funny,
but whatever we do it's gotta be....
NAT, LIS, SH: Funky!
ALFRED: Soul shocking. Body rocking. Big eye popping. Never stopping.
Always coming. Never going. Get crazy.
SEYMOUR: Yo, AC.
NAT, LIS, SH: Who?
SEYMOUR: We've come to smooth it out. We got the clout. No doubt.
Peace, and we out.
NAT, LIS, SH: [ bee-bop ]
TITLE: If I Give You My Heart
WRITTEN: John Crane, James Raymond
LEAD: Lisa Vale
BACKUP: John Crane, Mark David, Shawn Daywalt
My heart's been broken so many times now,
That I've kept it safe, hidden away from your touch.
And it's been so lonely, and still deep inside me.
Just a cold empty place, until I get close to you.
And there's a danger of speed, to rush ahead or retreat.
So if I give you my heart, would it be a mistake,
To lift the hopes that have let me down before?
If I give you, if I give you my heart to break?
If I give you my heart to break?
LISA: Hey Mason. I was thinking I MIGHT ask you to the dance.
MARK: Sure, that'd be great!
LISA: I don't care if you say no, cause I'll just ask somebody else.
MARK: But I said yes.
LISA: And another thing.... You said yes?
MARK: Yes!
So I will give you my heart, and I want you to know,
That I'm falling.... Falling....
So I will give you my arms to hold....
208 Revenge
Bruce Gowers
TITLE: This Is War
WRITTEN: Heather Sheffield, Benny Hester, James Raymond
VOCALS: Alfred Carr Jr., John Crane, Mark David, Shawn Daywalt, Ivan
Dudynsky, Micki Duran, Seymour Green, Natalie Nucci,
David Sidoni
JULENE and LISA: This is war!
This is war.
Fought until the bitter end,
When you're fighting your best friend.
That girl is rotten.
Like the knife that's in your back.
Cause you got stabbed,
By the secret that was blabbed.
It's gonna be a brutal battle,
'Cause one thinks the other tattled.
And until they tie the score there is no peace!
There's only war!
This is war!
This is war!
TITLE: The Bridge
WRITTEN: Benny Hester
VOCALS: Shawn Daywalt, Natalie Nucci, Julene Renee, Lisa Vale
ORCHESTRA: Catherine Gates, Tony Huang, Saehan Kang, Bryan Newell,
Rodney Wirtz
It seems so cloudy today. And they both ended up with nothing.
No, nothing to say.
It seems so out of place today. Their eyes reach for the sky,
And the clouds turn their backs on them and face the other way.
All today.
And as they stood below the bridge
Where pigeons flew and people knew that they*
Were waiting for the monster to come over the hill.
When they saw that it was coming did they think that it was real?
Oh, no. They didn't care.
Better, wear your raincoats today.*
Some people stand below the bridge and never
No, never escape.
It seems so cloudy today. And they both ended up with nothing.
No, nothing, to say.
209 Pea Monkeys
Linda Mendoza
TITLE: There's A Baby
WRITTEN: John Crane
LEAD: John Crane
VOCALS: Mark David, Shawn Daywalt, Ivan Dudynksy, Natalie Nucci, David
Sidoni, Lisa Vale
There's a baby, there's a baby, there's a baby on the way.
There's a baby, there's a baby, there's a baby on the way.
And don't forget to mention, baby gets all the attention.
A baby on the way.
Well a baby wakes you up in the middle of the night,
And you never ever get no sleep.
There's a baby.
Drools on your clothes, burps in your face, spits up whatever it eats.
There's a baby.
And when you think the kid's a thrill, there's twice as many bills.
There's a baby on the way.
There's a baby, there's a baby, there's a baby on the way.
And did I forget to mention, baby gets all the attention.
A baby on the way....
TITLE: A Miracle
WRITTEN: Buddy Sheffield, Benny Hester, James Raymond
LEAD: Ivan Dudynsky, Lisa Vale
BACKUP: Alfred Carr Jr., John Crane, Mark David, Shawn Daywalt, Micki Duran,
Seymour Green, Natalie Nucci, Julene Renee, David Sidoni
He's a miracle. My, my, my, my baby.
He's a miracle.
He's a miracle. My, my, my, my baby.
He's a miracle. Ooo, yeah, yeah, yeah.
They say, they say, they say that he's got my eyes.
Oh baby, baby, baby, I'm hypnotized.
Oh baby, baby, baby, how I love you.
Please say, please say, please say that you love me, love me too.
IVAN: That baby over there, he's my little brother and
they say I don't care, he's just like any other.
But he shares my blood, so don't you disrespect him.
He's my new little bud, and I'm here to protect him.
LISA: He's my brother, ya see. I'm gonna watch him grow.
They say he looks like me. I wanta let him know.
That I'm always near, and on me he can depend.
And I'll be right here, if he should ever need a friend.
ALL: He's a miracle. My, my, my, my baby.
He's a miracle. Oh, yeah.
Baby, baby, baby, how I love you.
Please say, please say that you love me too.
That you love me, that you love me.
That you love me....
210 Flem & Stinky
Rita Sheffield
TITLE: Won't Let This Summer End
WRITTEN: Benny Hester, James Raymond
VOCALS: Alfred Carr Jr., John Crane, Mark David, Shawn Daywalt, Ivan
Dudynsky, Micki Duran, Seymour Willis Green, Natalie Nucci,
Julene Renee, David Sidoni, Lisa Vale
Sunny afternoons and warm dreamy nights with you. Uh-huh.
There's nothing else that I'd rather have us do. Oh, no.
The good times that we are taking go on. And on.
And every day is for the making. Till suddenly, suddenly it's gone.
Memories are fine I know. But I can't let this feeling go.
I will always be your friend. And I won't let this summer end.
Promises that must we know, I can't let one minute go.
You will always be my friend. And I won't let this summer end.
I won't let this summer end.
I won't let this summer end.
TITLE: On Vacation
WRITTEN: Benny Hester, James Raymond
VOCALS: Mark David & Ivan Dudynsky, David Sidoni
Play loud and dirty but keep it clean.
Word is on the one man, party machine.
Don't wear no beeper, don't wear no shoes.
And there ain't no cure for the summertime blues.
If that's you calling, I'm on vacation.
I'm wigging out to my favorite station.
Don't want to stop now. My confrontations.
If that's you calling, I'm on vacation.
I'm on vacation.
211 Defenders of the Universe
Rita Sheffield
TITLE: Defender of the Universe
WRITTEN: Benny Hester, Buddy Sheffield, James Raymond
LEAD: Mark David
BACKUP: John Crane, Shawn Daywalt, Ivan Dudynsky, Natalie Nucci, David
Sidoni, Lisa Vale
I am the defender of the universe.
Everyone's got a mission in life and this is mine.
Protect what is right. Stand up and fight for all mankind.
My mission is.... My mission is....
[ Street Fighter. Super Mario Brothers. XYZ-Men.]
I am the defender of the universe.
I fight for the right, all land and sky and water.
I am the defender of the universe.
But the only trouble is. The trouble is....
I'm out of quarters!
TITLE: Talk to Me
WRITTEN: Benny Hester, James Raymond
LEAD: Shawn Daywalt and Lisa Vale
BACKUP: Alfred Carr Jr., John Crane, Mark David, Ivan Dudynsky, Micki Duran,
Seymour Green, Natalie Nucci, Julene Renee, David Sidoni
Talk to me. I've waited patiently.
We drifted apart, but if there's room in your heart,
Turn everything off and talk to me.
So much that I've wanted to say.
Love is a word so foreign to be heard.
Turn everything off and talk to me.
Don't tune me out or ever doubt, I'm here for you.
If there's a time we start giving up, like people do.
Just talk to me. I've waited so eagerly.
We drifted apart, but this is a start.
With everything off, talk to me.
Now that everything's off. Talk to me....
